Mainly for re-blogging other people's amazing stuff, because I'm too lazy to be original. Mainly Homestuck, but not limited to. I like books and movies and shows and music and games and comics and a lot of stuff really. Expect stuff everywhere.

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

sassy-gay-justice:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

its-not-beautiful:

To anyone out there designing a female character’s clothes, think of this as you do: Would this outfit be functional/practical/acceptable for a guy, too?

Good rule of thumb to follow.

~Ozzie

I think we need to start a list of rules.

- wincenworks

Excuse you

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I mean of COURSE

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these outfits are totally

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functional for men!

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They are all perfect.

Happy Friday!

- wincenworks

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

lord-kitschener:

bigfudge238:

towritecomicsonherarms:

What if? #34

what if everyone at marvel was on drugs?

Answer: it would be the best damn marvel universe ever

Particularly feeling Moon Knight’s actions

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

(Source: bisexualethanhunt)